Obama Pensively Peering Out of Windows

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

It’s too bad I never got to go on Cash Cab.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Maybe when I’m done being president I’ll buy a Winnebago, drive around the country. Pop out at rest stops and surprise people. “Hey, it’s me, President Obama!”

Friday, April 20, 2012

How do they know every snowflake is different? Did they check every snowflake? I bet a few of them are the same.

(Jack Dempsey/AP)

What goes on in a cranberry bog?

(J. Scott Applewhite/AP)

I never see a happy photo of the Olsen Twins. Buck up girls, it’s not so bad.

(Charles Ommanney/Getty Images)

There goes Bo, eating grass again. I wonder if he knows I’m the president.

(Pete Souza/White House Photo)

How come I never get an encore clap when I’m done with a speech? Should I say something to Axelrod?

(Pete Souza/White House Photo)

I wonder how well I’d do if I played in the WNBA.

(Pete Souza/White House Photo)

If Tom Hanks loves the moon so much, maybe he should have just been a fucking astronaut.

(Rodger Bosch/AFP/Getty Images)

Cantaloupe makes all the other fruit in the fruit salad taste a little bit like cantaloupe. Kind of a dick move.

(Pete Souza/White House Photo)

Obama Pensively Peering Out of Windows

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